POETRY Written by Copy Kate

Here it comes just hold on tight,

We hear about it day and night.

I haven’t even started buying,

My Christmas cheer is slowly dying.

Got Christmas spirit another way,

It’s Baileys!-best drank at day.

Gotta buy crap I don’t need,

Plus ten people I need to feed.

Christmas dinner won’t be a mess,

If you cheat and shop M&S.

Not home made I have no shame,

All that cooking I’ll go insane.

I’m wrapping presents in a jiffy,

I’m using foil just like Smithy.

I’m writing cards with no joy,

And trying to find the latest toy.

If Argos says sold out again,

Oh so help me God, Amen.

I’m sewing tinsel on a dress,

My lounge is now a sparkly mess.

Apparently she’s a Christmas fairy,

I’ld like to know who the fuck got Mary?!

The nativity play is welcome bliss,

From the endless fucking to do list.