The great Garry Shandling died today. In tribute to the great comedian, here are his best quotes:
Nice guys finish first. If you don’t know that, then you don’t know where the finish line is.
I practice safe sex – I use an airbag.
I don’t know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with – if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him – I think that’s a man’s way of tuning out.
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn’t be able to survive.
Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn’t go out with.
They should put expiration dates on clothing so…
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