1. If you have stupidly stored an important item in a basement where the light flickers, you just need to forget about it and buy a new one.
2. If the hotel clerk hands you the registration book for you to sign, and the page is dusty and blank, get back in the car.
3. Do not assume that a massive flock of birds flying overhead is simply natural migration.
4. If an apartment neighbor gifts you with a necklace that smells like tannis root, smile politely, escort them to the door, hurl the necklace into the fireplace, and start packing.
5. The last house on either side of the street is not a preferred destination.
6. Large groups of identical, blond-headed children are a warning sign, not a photo op.
7. If Jamie Lee Curtis shows up at a cocktail party, run.
8. If she shows up at…
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