Happy Birthday: Sean Connery

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1. Happy Birthday Sean Connery

   Sean was born on this day in the nation
   Where scotch whisky’s the favored libation
   And where bagpipes are played
   In a yearly parade
   For their patron saint’s glorification

   As an actor he struggled at first
   But his fortunes were quickly reversed
   When he landed the role
   Of a globetrotting mole
   With a limitless sexual thirst

   ‘Dr. No’ was the sixties debut
   Of James Bond, who was eager to screw
   Any woman he met
   Who could make him erect
   During risky assignments he drew

   In ‘From Russia With Love’ he revived
   The same part Ian Fleming devised
   In the stories he wrote
   As an author of note
   Who enjoyed writing yarns about spies

   Then in ‘Goldfinger’ Pussy Galore
   Was employed as a high flying whore
   By a man who had much
   Precious metals and such
   But was keen to acquire much more

   ‘The Untouchables’ featured Sir Sean
   As a cop who fights hammer and tong
   To bring down Al Capone,
   Who was bad to the bone
   Since the day he emerged from his Mom

   ‘Family Business’ was not well received
   By the critics, who mostly believed
   That the movie did not
   Contain much of a plot
   And its actors all under-achieved

   So let’s wish Happy Birthday to Sean
   Who is known from UK to Taiwan
   For his rugged good looks
   And his killing of crooks
   When he played secret agent James Bond

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