Happy Birthday: Benny Hill (1924–1992)

Benny Hill (1924–1992)

Born: January 21, 1924 in Southampton, Hampshire, England, UK
Died: April 20, 1992 (age 68) in Teddington, Middlesex, England, UK

Why get married? That’s like burning down the house just to have a bit of toast. And why should I buy a book when there’s such a good library in town!

That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.

I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

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